**The Bitcoin Husband**
I met this man who talked endlessly about Bitcoin, and we discussed economic policy for an hour. In the end, I married him.
**The Baby and the Big Mac**
I went to Northland on Tinder with a man who took me to his friend's house, then himself went to McDonald's (without feeding me). One of the准妈妈 had a baby, she was in labor but not giving birth. I then fed myself something and met some people at home. Then my husband left, and I hide in a bush. Luckily, my manager found me from work and got me a meal at McDonald's.
**The Professional Athlete**
I went on a second date with a dog to the park. This was my first time there, and suddenly some dogs ran into my legs, I fell on the ground in pain. My husband rushed over to tell me it might just be a scratch, but I said: 'I'm a professional athlete, this isn't a scratch.' (It was overly dramatic!) He helped me stand back in the car while I was in pain walking to the car. Unfortunately, my leg almost broke and I had to wear braces for eight weeks.
